People Cease to be Trustworthy

Dear Boyfriend,

I miss you dearly. Freshman year of college is not so welcoming here at the University of Alaska. Everyone glares at you as if they want to steal your things. I had to use the restroom once during lunch, and I was carrying a lot of textbooks with me. A girl who asked to sit by me offered to watch my things, but of COURSE, I said no. I knew she offered so that she could buy time for herself to run away with my things. I had to visit the college counselor regarding my schedule, she started asking me very very personal questions. Can you believe it? She even wanted to know what country my parents were from. I told her, straight up, that I don't discuss personal information because I didn't trust her. She immediately said how sorry she was, WHAT AN ACTOR! By the way, I hope you've stopped going to that gym, you know, with the young gym instructor. I don't like how she tries to make conversations with you. She should be doing her job, and you should be working out without having to make "friends."

Zeenat